Argument #1

Assumption #1: Political arguments are founded in specific worldviews based on a combination of multiple factors both internal and external. These factors can include, but are not limited to, gender, race, nationality, education, media, sexual orientation, degree of sympathy for pinko commies, degree of unabashed patriotism, etc.

Assumption #2: These factors do not affect the party intellectuals as we are able to remove ourselves from all biases caused by "being in the midst of things". This form of objectivism is accomplished through alcohol and intellectual reasoning.

Conclusion: This is not a political blog, it is a blog based on assumption #2, for #1 please Google topics such as "Is Stephen Hawking really from the UK, cause then wouldn't he be dead?", or "How paying your taxes makes you a communist".

P.S. Googling those topics may actually link you to this blog, this is a pure coincidence caused by my attempt at clarification. This link should not be accessed. The answers to these questions do not exist in the minds of the PIs