i know this is late and most people have seen or heard about travis the chimp but this must be done.

oh man is this priceless...

"the chimp owner pulled up in a corvette with the chimp riding shotgun..."

and here's the 911 call in its entirety...



i feel bad that a women was mauled but the chimp was almost 300 pounds. what the hell did you expect??

the next drink you take at a bar, gather your closest friends and raise your glasses high "for travis."