alan keyes.

i had always envisioned keyes as just some loser; one who only rose to fame because he was such an easy parody on saturday night live. i was wrong. he's a big, fat, huge loser. when he wasn't busy losing presidential elections in 1996, 2000, and 2008, he was losing senatorial campaigns in 1988, 1992 and 2004. some reaganites just never go away...

plus he also talks like a muppet..