Wednesday, December 29, 2010

performance art!

get well soon jammer!

oh tucker..

what vick did was bad news but i'm not so sure he should've been murdered there tucker..

Monday, December 27, 2010

bluegrass tomorrow

PI reunion at the church tomorrow night? anybody down?

come on, for old time's sake. just make sure you pay attention when he's on stage or else he'll throw a tantrum.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

merry chrimbus: the gay pope edition.

really creepy pope?

pictures of the gulf war i found on wikipedia.

dicky cheney, up to his old tricks as secretary of state, ready to suck the sultan:

a cozy, israeli bomb shelter:

let's just say i'm drunk and i'll spare you the conspiracy theories that led to this posting...

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

seems interesting..

sharpton gets heated..

classic morton with some epic rockers:

Monday, December 20, 2010

why is this a big effing deal?

"Several hundred people gathered Sunday at the Metropolitan Museum of Art to protest the recent decision by the Smithsonian Institution to remove a contentious video from a current exhibit at the National Portrait Gallery in Washington, D.C.

The video, "A Fire in My Belly," which was created by the late New York artist David Wojnarowicz and had been part of the exhibition "Hide/Seek: Difference and Desire in American Portraiture," includes a scene of ants crawling over a crucifix. The film was removed following criticism from, among others, the Catholic League and Rep. John Boehner (R-Ohio)..."

Toast House Barn Burner

East Coast P.I. emergency meeting called Monday (or Tuesday) Post-sinter-clause visit. Toast House Barn will burn. I have already contacted Carla with cryptic message indicating imminent demise of said property. Be there or beware.

dee vee.

"oh dee vee, i wish you were my son..."

CHRIST-mas tree

Saturday, December 18, 2010

royce and leo

two sweet dogs

billy madison/inception

i'm always a sucker for trailer mash-ups..

the farley opening gets me everytime..

Friday, December 17, 2010

Beware the Firely Satan Breath of the Green Dragon

This is just beyond belief. Apparently God hates people that want to save his supposed greatest creation. This is one of those things that make you sit back, take a deep breath, and do everything you can not to load up your car with explosives, drive it to your local parish and blow the shit-spewing idiots to hell.

I've got a new "green" technology... we take all these backwards, brainless Christians and burn them for energy. Its cheap (everybody's fucking anyways...right? Contraceptives, abortion and basically sex are all sins so there's plenty of illegitamate christians that are gonna burn in hell anyways right?), renewable (they're known for spitting out way to many babies), and we get the added energy reductions associated with reducing the population; particularly the segment of the population with the highest affinity for suburbia, SUV's, and being overweight.

Read the Huffington Post article here:

Thursday, December 16, 2010

merry chrimbus

brian rennie's faceborg has given me an early christmas present that will be diffucult to top:

that's right folks, this holiday season i will drink merrily and sleep peacefully with the knowledge that the andy stewart double daffy is alive and well.

christmas shoes

dear PI family, i dont know if you guys knows the newsong track 'christmas shoes' if you do here is some hilarious patton oswalt stand up about it:

here's some context:

two reasons why skateboarding never gets old


p-rod aint one of em..

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

dick wolf.

merry chrimbus!

pretty close to the original...

drugs are cool.

"DURHAM, N.H. -- The University of New Hampshire has been ranked the No. 1 "druggiest" college in the nation by website The Daily Beast.

Five of the top 10 schools are in New England: UNH (1), Northeastern University (2), Bryant University (3), University of Maine (4) and Williams College (10)."

wmur link!

daily beast link!

thank god we avoided all those shenanigans..

Saturday, December 11, 2010

this blew my mind..

from espn:

"BOSTON -- Free agent slugger Manny Ramirez so far is without a job for 2011, but he'll still be drawing paychecks for years to come, regardless of whether another team signs him.

One of those teams that will be enriching Ramirez is the Red Sox, who will be paying Ramirez $1.94 million for the next 16 years, beginning in 2011. That's part of the $31 million in deferred payments contained in the eight-year, $160 million contract Ramirez signed with the Sox in 2000.

Ramirez has an additional $15 million coming over the next three years in deferred payments from the Los Angeles Dodgers. He is to be paid in installments of $3,333,333 in 2011 and 2012, followed by an $8.3 million windfall in 2013. (All contract figures from Cot's baseball contracts.)

Monday marks the 10th anniversary of the press conference held at Fenway Park to announce Ramirez's signing, which was executed by team owner John Harrington and then-general manager Dan Duquette. Ramirez's acquisition was looked upon in part as impetus for the building of a new Fenway Park, for which Harrington was vigorously lobbying at the time."

in an unrelated story, i tried to find a funny picture of manny but this popped right up:

google knows best...

Friday, December 10, 2010

from the vault.

i know, i know, chill..

but i really love this song right now. it's not the lyrics specifically it's got an intangible, just enjoy the song, quality.

right down to the cover of the ep. that image of the legs crossed, clutching the remote really resonates..

tv is the ultimate form of blowing it yet it's somehow inescapable. yeah, i've pulled the ol' live without a tv for like 3 years too..

"fuck tv. no, we just steal internet."

i still watch just as much mindless bullshit if not more..

maybe it's the liquor doing the thinking but..

this is a great fucking tune. fucking a boys. way of the road. i'm also blaring superchunk 'slack motherfucker' hard too but i can't find it on the youtubes..

sufjan stevens sucks.

come on P.I. brethren, don't let me down on this one. if i'm wrong, let me know and i'll only argue about it if i'm super drunk.

i've listened to his "old stuff", i gave the 'age of adz' plenty of listens on the recommendation of some fairly reputable sources and came back each time thinking the same thing:

sufjan whatever the fuck his name is is overrated and crummy.

the album is boring, the songs go nowhere, nothing catches me, yet i've heard some people hailing this ahole as the next jeebus christ.

so, am i blowing it here?

or metaphorically poking it right in that mental gspot we're all thinking?

as always, because this is AMERICA LAND OF THE FUCKIN FREE, you make the call!

off! ?

goin to see these guys (keith morris) 'off!' this Saturday at the glasshouse with headliner no age, la sera (vivian girls offshoot), crystal antlers (they're better than their name), the soft pack and a few other la locals...

12 bux!

clearly off! sounds like black flag, particularly the guitar, and the video is undeniably socal, but i still dig it.

as much i say fuck topical, politcal lyrics i suppose it's still punk..

but i suppose being punk is as wack as being a shitty hipster these days so who am i to judge..

perhaps our dads were cooler than we thought?

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

one chance

More Games at | Cool Generators

you have one chance to live out that last 6 days in this scientists life before everything dies. you can't replay. every decision counts and is addicting as hell

tommy lee...

cares alot about killer whale masturbation

happy birthday legend!

the living legend, 54 years young.

Big Long Now Pt. II

Forgot the link... I was distracted by the dildo.

Big Long Now

Check out my new band's myspace. Check it out like 50 times to get our ticker poppin'. There's some shitty handheld recordings of us practicing. I think Hep-C-Cola is the best one we've got posted so far. Hopefully we'll get into a studio sometime in the next couple of months though. All you west coasters should come check out our first bay area shows coming up Dec 16 and 17.

Monday, December 6, 2010

happy birthday

to the one and only hacksaw jim chuggins. may you chug merrily.


he's gay! i mean blind.

never quite tire of this failing reporter...

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Saturday, December 4, 2010

thanksgiving travels.

middle of cali:

all these taken by bridg. here's the lonely gambler:

that pretty santa cruz roof:

rippy, pre-elephant man:

gwar still has it.

thanks gwar.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

post-structuralism yo

"if you cant make it, fake by over-explaining it"

check out more videos here

Wednesday, December 1, 2010


this is a sick movie a friend of my mine made. you should all watch it. its super intense and a little gory.

scroll down,
look for INSIDES (9th one down)
watch it,
then on the side vote for it cause if he wins he gets 1000 big ones.