A co-worker of mine approached me yesterday and with his voice trembling said, "did you hear what those fuckers did to the Mccain volunteer? They robbed her and carved a "B" on to her face for Barack." "Where'd you read that," I replied. "The Drudge Report." Figures.
The supposed victim was a 20 year old, white, female, college student from Texas who claimed she had been targeted because of a Mccain bumper sticker on her car. She said that the attacker was a tall black man. I immediately found the story to be a bit suspicious. For one thing, I've often had the inclination to perform a similar act, but have always imagined carving an "O" into the cheek of the Mccain supporter. For another, the "B" on the victims face was backwards. What, did the attacker use a mirror?? No, it turns out the story was made up, and the so-called victim carved the "B" into her own face. Fucking Mccain voters are so stupid. She couldn't even figure out the old mirrors makes things backwards gag.
Here's the video, pure bloggetry in motion:
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