dui checkpoints are craze yo.

i love this silent hero because he's right. how is a random dui checkpoint different than a cop stopping you on a razor scooter and asking if you've snorted meth lately?

even though statistics show that razor scootering and crystal meth use are at an all time high, it's still against our freedom lovin', ricky santorum rights...

the real issue with this strategy is that any true drunkard could never keep his mouth shut for that long. a true boozebag would start yammering about how he had "like two beers" and then immediately get angry and lippy followed by prompt macing.

ah well, at least there's hope yet..