So I'm not sure if anyone remembers the video of rednex shooting jumping carp with their bows and arrows, but these carp have been taking over the world. They are called asian carp, and they are just about the most invasive, and ugly, species to ever hit the states. Since the early nineties they have been slowly working their way toward the great lakes, or about 7billion in fishing industry and 20% of the earths fresh water, and scientists are freaked the fuck out. They even built a barrier to keep them out. Unfortunately, according to this nytimes article, they have discovered the first dna traces of this carp in lake michigan, and where there's sperm, there's a spunk gun.
This is very horrible news, and is awful for anyone who fishes in that area or is a supporter of respectable wildlife. Things like this just make you realize how many dumbasses don't get the harm of having stupidass "coy ponds".
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was the 1 star revenge, Dennis?
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