Monday, July 27, 2009

Starbury is LIVE and mentally unstable

I'm not gonna lie, I was pretty excited to hear the rumor last week that Stephon would likely be back with the C's, rather than play in Europe. But the launch of the 24/7 Starbury webcam channel on justin.tv has left me seriously questioning whether I want this guy running the Celtics offense for 10 minutes a night. Rather than working out or shooting jumpers to prepare for next season, Stephon has been spending an inordinate amount of time in front of his webcam, listening to Drake, and doing everything he can to ensure that no GM would dare to give him the Veteran Minimum for next season. There aren't a lot of videos up on the web of this, at least not yet, however Stephon's breakdown at 3:45 AM has been making the rounds on the net;


Along with quotes like these;

"YOU SEE I WORK WHEN THEY ARE SLEEP I KEEP TRYING TO TELL YOU I DONT PLAYY. IM GOING TO FIND OUT WHO THE PEOPLE ARE BEHIND THE DOOR THAT THEY HID BEHIND AND FIND OUT THEIR SKELTONS AND REPORT IT ON MY STATION"

The NBA executives have taken notice as well;

There were teams watching him in front offices as he conducted his marathon video chat on Friday, and Starbury confirmed himself as a complete loon. He was live on his balcony, Jesus had shown himself in Marbury’s shower and this wayward point guard was still the biggest waste of talent that basketball’s seen in a long, long time.

“He’s gone off the deep end,” one Western Conference executive texted on Friday.

LINK

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As I was starting to make this post I checked his channel, and over the past ten minutes Starbury has been live in his bed, talking about god and heaven, holding back tears. He then preceded to listen to Kanye while posing, motionless, pointing to the 3 tattooed on his head for a solid 4 minutes. Then he ate Vaseline. Seriously. At this point, his wife is on the phone, trying to convince him to get off the internet, because he is embarrassing himself. Steph wasn't having it, and started talking about a Louis Vitton shopping spree, singing, and his "vision". I'm not kidding, this is very sad, and absolutely fucking insane. Watching an athlete self destruct live on webcam, from his house, one of the weirdest things I've ever seen on the internet.

Peep the channel: Starbury TV

Warning: This is a complete trainwreck, its hard to turn it off.

4 comments:

hacksaw jim chuggins said...

hah, i'm on justin a lot and was gonna link but it really is thaat pathetic... he needs help..

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