"look how he mind me"

maybe the worst

awful people breed awful kids. this is the proof.

Satan's Pilgrims - Dilation

really feeling this song. great for cranking and going fast through traffic on the highway.

between two ferns.

still funny..

New Mia i guess

Uhhh...this is probably the best website i have ever seen. Songs sound alright despite pitchforks bashings

inception music debunked

this shit is nuts. how the hell would you figure that out?

video of the day pt. 2

Femme En Fourrure - Plump Bisquit from miikka lommi on Vimeo.

femme en fourrure|plump bisquit

i dont know about the song, but the video is pretty dope.

"We'll always be brothers"

I saw inception last night.. what a mind fuck. On a side note, the trailer for the movie "Charlie St. Cloud" was included in the previews and I partook in one of the funniest moments I've ever had at the theater. This movie was such cheese that the theater literally erupted in laughter at the closing scene of the preview (which is probably also the closing scene of the movie). It gave me a reinforced feeling of faith in the general public that a packed movie theater could watch a preview for what is supposed to be a romance-fantasy/heartwarming film and instead of just saying to each other "that looks like garbage," people actually shared a moment of uproarious laughter at the sheer perversion. Even after all these years, I'm still surprised by the filth factory that is Hollywood. They lack all sense of theology, geometry, taste, and decency.

have a look for yourself if you can stand 2 minutes of it. It gets really good at about the 45 second mark. sounds like a beaver boy yelling SHRRRRAAAAAMMPP:

Natural Born Drunk: The Paul Baldwin Story

good ol' pauly baldwin, that drunk who showed up at fleet st. last year demanding a beer, got arrested for the 154th time this summer. i have to admit, when paul baldwin showed up at the stoop asserting the ridiculous claim of being arrested 152 times, i didn't buy it. but low and behold, he told the truth, and his mugshot appeared in the paper a week later accompanied by a story that he was about to serve a year in jail for stealing a $1.99 tall boy.

now, fresh out of jail, paul baldwin jumped the border into maine, and got nabbed again for stealing two 18 packs and a 12 pack. he might have gotten away, but a rock in clear sight directly across the street from the convenient store was too convenient of a place to start emptying beers into his belly. funny article and wmur video here.

this guy is a legend and deserves more credit. i can't believe the wmur video on youtube only has 154 views. i just hope the guy never sells out like ronnie dobbs did.

so i saw inception...

it ruled. most of the critics of the film are old and worthless and dumb.

so far this! is the most interesting article i've read on the meaning of the film..

don't read it if you haven't seen it..

thoughts?

marriage.

awkward family photos is a great blog..

fuck bp pt. 235.

Surprise, surprise..

BP doctored images of its crisis control center. the screens were initially all blank. in order to make the screens look "busier" they hired a mediocre photoshop/ms paint user, presumably somebody's 13 year old.

whole story here!!!

new donkey kong champ

Not sure how this one escaped me, but as of February 2010 there's been a new original arcade version Donkey Kong champion and his name's not Steve Wiebe or Billy Mitchell. The official new leader is Hank Chien a plastic surgeon from NYC.

At least it's not Billy Mitchell anymore, I hate that douche:

sharktopus

this seems fake, but it's allllll too real and while be hitting the little screen sometime when nobody is watching.

also, i guess eric roberts' career really tanked if he starring in this pile of trash movie.

horn boy.

this loveable loser was arrested for trying to run over his landlord.

his lawyers will no doubt attempt to use the "zany prank" defense ala homer simpson vs. that crusty, bitter, old dean.

The Shoe Tree

A couple weeks ago Zoltor and I took a car ride to see Kyle in Colorado. On the south side of the desolate highway 50 that bisects Nevada is a desert trailer park encampment known as Middlegate. The settlement seemed to exist solely for the neon glow of the saloon. Like a scattered pile of drunken moth carcasses under a Bug-Zapper, the trailers looked as if they had fallen from the sky, and the occupants came tumbling out and into the doors of the bar. From the road it appeared the bar possessed the only permanent foundation in the entire town. A few miles east of this bizarre community, Zoltor and I discovered what was undoubtedly the purpose, and livelihood of the residents of Middlegate...the amazing spectacle pictured above known as the "Shoe Tree." Thousands of shoes hanged from the tree's limbs in meticulous arrangment. It is believed by the residents of Middlegate that this tree is a holy site, and the shoes are offerings of penance to the God Pediazus for their sinful nomadic lifestyle.

i don't know what to make of this..

the taliban is training an army of monkeys? i can get into that..

funniest op-ed i've read about steinbrenner's death yet..

read here!!!!!!!!

winnebago man.

that clip has always been one of my favorite youtube bits of all time..

Embrace your foreskin...

Saw this at the pride parade in SF... There was a strong showing of my un-snipped brethren.