Thursday, March 14, 2013

Venomous Skirt Swishes

North Korea issued a direct personal attack on the South’s new president for the first time since her inauguration two weeks ago, saying on Wednesday that her “venomous swish of skirt” was to blame for rising tensions on the Korean Peninsula.. . . “Warmongers would be well advised to keep in mind that the D.P.R.K. is no longer restrained” by the 1953 Korean War armistice, which the North said it had nullified on Monday, the statement continued, using the initials for the North’s formal name, the Democratic People’s Republic of KoreaLINK * * * I blame Rodman. But really, this is starting to not look good.