new-ish mc hammer, jay-z diss track.

hammer's main beef here is that hova sold his soul to the devil. hammer even argues the "roc" symbol is rooted in satanism. i like it..

oops.

Bull semen spill causes scare, closes highway

"NASHVILLE, Tenn (Reuters) - A spill of frozen bull semen bound for a breeder in the state of Texas triggered a scare on Tuesday that temporarily shut down a U.S. interstate highway during the morning rush hour.

The incident began when the driver of a Greyhound bus carrying the freight alerted the fire department he had lost a part of his load while negotiating the ramp on a highway near Nashville.

"We didn't know what it was, but we were told (the canisters) were non-toxic," said Maggie Lawrence, a fire department spokeswoman.

When firefighters arrived on the ramp, they saw "four small propane-sized canisters (that) began to emit a light vapor," Lawrence said.

In addition to the vapor, the canisters also let off an unpleasant odor and the ramp was closed while emergency personnel tried to determine what was in the containers.

The bus driver turned around to retrieve the canisters. Once emergency personnel learned the smoking canisters were nothing hazardous and that they simply contained frozen bull semen that had been stored on dry ice, Tennessee Department of Transportation and fire department workers cleared the ramp."

JedWard

Apparently these two idiots are the latest craze in Britain. Unfortunately, they're Irish. We thought Beiber was bad. Their name? A conjugation of thier names, Jed and Eward. Their Hit? An Ice-Ice Baby rehash with the Ice-man himself. The marketing mastermind behind that trick should be given a shit-medal. Thank god we fucked off mother Queen. I tried to upload a video but I'm at work and the Tubes are clogged from everyone around me actually doing work.

ziggy stardust and spiders from mars.

i never even knew this existed. a 1973 concert/doc film directed by none other than D.A. Pennebaker. the film chronicles the last time bowie would perform as his ziggy stardust alter ego. how in the hell was this almost 40 years ago?

vintage yellow submarine documentary.

hunter s. thompson.

when some apparent idiot submitted a satirical essay to Rolling Stone in 1969, this was the response he got:

singularity man.

frighteningly interesting bit from vbs.tv..

liquor!

squirt.

sometimes the world just isn't ready..

Scraper Bikes!

Scrapertown from California is a place. on Vimeo.

Oakland Hyphy

bro rape!

"the phish farewell tour? that was like an all you can rape buffet.."

Silly Perkins

BEAUMONT, Texas (AP) -- Authorities have charged Oklahoma City Thunder forward Kendrick Perkins with misdemeanor disorderly conduct and public intoxication after an altercation early Saturday morning in South Texas.

A statement from police in Beaumont, Texas, said officers saw a large crowd outside The Ticket night club just after 2 a.m., and received complaints of fights and pepper spray inside.

An officer saw about 50 people inside around Perkins, who police said was attempting to fight the club's manager. The statement said the crowd pushed Perkins out the back door of the club, where he continued to yell obscenities and start other fights.

Perkins was arrested and taken to Jefferson County jail. According to KFDM-TV, which first reported the incident, he was released after posting $150 bond. The misdemeanor charges are punishable by fines.

Perkins' agent Thad Foucher declined to comment about his client's arrest.

Perkins was in the city about 90 minutes east of Houston hosting a camp that raises money for his foundation, which aims to help children learn life skills and drug awareness.

I love that last part about why he was in Houston.

Brass Construction - Movin

Picked this up the other day based on the kick-ass outfits these guys were wearing on the cover. It's slowly climbing to the top of my rotation. Plan to Jam to this one very soon.

yikes.

god i'm lazy..

my favorite type of karaoke.

i have no idea what the song is but it doesn't matter..

this angry old asian guy really knows how to pluck my heartstrings..

holy shit.

this one's goin' out to jammer.

easily the most frightening video i've stumbled on in a while..

Magic Trip

If you've read the Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test then you'll probably want to see this documentary. The guys who made it unearthed and edited down 40 hours of footage shot of the Ken Kesey lead bus trip on "Furthur" across America. The trailer doesn't really make it look too great but I think it's gunna be rad to see what Neal Cassidy, who always seemed a mystical character, was like in real life. Opens Friday.

From the Not-so-long-ago Vault

Look at these pathetic drunks. Stumbled upon these on my USB drive for work... rather indicative of my favorite Friday night activity and the shitstorm that was the blem.

mtv turns 30.

headbanger's ball, slayer:



120 minutes:



a long soundcheck but still epic..

i'm not even a big p.j. harvey fan but she murders 120 minutes..

the rentals - friends of p always remember this video for some reason...

more headbanger's ball:



black sabbath black sabbath:

still drunk..

chuggin whiskey with a few days off in a row yields drunken blog posts..

my favorite song in 7th grade.

it was on some compilation my brother had..

a scene from "1991 the year punk broke".

far and away the best sonic youth song.

excerpt is from a film titled "1991: the year punk broke".

i searched high and wide for the film but could not find a legit version to present to our humble readers.

all i can find is this epic opening sequence to the film..

nirvana vs. nardwuar

there are three parts. although nardwuar may appear annoying if you haven't heard of him, he's epic. his interviews are awesome..

Kiss the baby