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Eric Wareheim, from the Tim and Eric Awesome Show, with yet another irreplaceable contribution to humanity:
The song is "Parisian Goldfish" by Flying Lotus


Imagine a Wareheim/MIA collaboration!! Neon colors and MS paint overload maybe... but it would be sick.

this is absolutely insane.

yeeehawwww!

Blue Balled

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for the die-hard Celtics fans

There's a lengthy, well-written article on the life and career of Paul Pierce in the new Sports Illusatrated.

"There stands Paul Pierce. The Celtics forward, once the seeming embodiment of what Jordan sneeringly called "New Jack players"—underachieving and self-involved, persona non grata with the national team after leading it to its implosion in 2002, bearer of a contract that will pay him $18,077,903 this season—is hunched over. He's a wreck. Havlicek hands him the trophy, and Pierce dips his head onto the legend's right shoulder. Pierce lifts his head, tears streaming down his cheeks, and it suddenly becomes clear that we're witnessing a rare moment in modern sports: not market-tested, not spun, close to pure."

full article here

And another SI article on the divergent paths of former Timberwolves teammates KG and Stephon Marbury here















And finally, Big Baby throws a tantrum:

q-bert and mix master mike

1995 dmc contest...q-bert and mix master mike (beastie boys' dj) dominated almost every time they entered...

allen iverson football highlights...

they should start him as the lions qb...

Bill Ayers Speaks Out

"In the recently concluded presidential race, I was unwillingly thrust upon the stage and asked to play a role in a profoundly dishonest drama. I refused, and here’s why"

Read Rest of Op-Ed Written By The Unrepentant Terroist Here

Campbell Brown is a fucking cunt

::I don't have any video evidence. I'm just shitfaced and writing. But do the research yourself, she is worse than O'Reilly and Olberman. I don't care if the show is "No Bias, No Bull"... talk about relevant news for christs sake. my only wish is to be a good enough writer so that i could fully describe the extent to which i detest this woman. ::

goodnight from the 75002.

Here we go again...

So there is a lawsuit that has been appealed to the Supreme Court on whether or not Barack Obama is a US Citizen. First, I doubt they will hear the case. Second, if the Court did take the case, the plaintiffs would not win. Third, does anyone else find it completely fucking retarded and hypocritical that the same people who complain about lawyers in Washington and the fact that there are too many lawsuits in the country are bringing this completly baseless case all the way to the Supreme Court?

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Days of our Presidency

i stole this from the economist blog, but it's an entertaining bit about obama's first month as president elect.

Were the Mumbai Terrorists Fueled by Coke?

Did the jihadists who tore up Mumbai last week rely on party drugs usually associated with Western decadence to stay awake and alert throughout their three-day killing spree? Britain's Telegraph newspaper suggests that they did, citing unidentified officials claiming physical evidence shows the assailants used cocaine and other stimulants to sustain their violent frenzy. And if the notion of self-anointed holy warriors on a coke binge sounds incongruous, the report also maintains that the killers imbibed the psychedelic drug LSD while fighting advancing security forces.

"We found injections containing traces of cocaine and LSD left behind by the terrorists, and later found drugs in their blood," the Telegraph was told by one official, whose nationality and relation to the investigation were not specified. "This explains why they managed to battle the commandos for over 50 hours with no food or sleep." (See the terrorism in Mumbai.) ...

"We've never seen instances of operatives using drugs in attacks before, but we've also never seen the kind of open-ended, insurgent-style strike of civilian targets by Islamists prior to Mumbai," says Jean-Louis BruguiÈre, who retired this year as France's chief counterterrorism investigator to take a top post in the transatlantic Terrorist Finance Tracking Program. BruguiÈre had no information to confirm or deny the reported cocaine binge by the Mumbai assailants, but he believes that discounting it out of hand would be naive....

The Telegraph story also quotes an official saying traces of steroids had been found in the bloodstreams of Mumbai attackers - something the unnamed source says "isn't uncommon in terrorists." If so, it's a well-kept secret that runs counter to jihadists' disdain of external "impurities" being used to attain physical fitness they often extol. But for BruguiÈre, wrangling over those kinds of details is simply a counterproductive attempt to create a precise, predictable stereotype of a terrorist in what is, in fact, a diverse, rapidly changing, amorphous milieu of extremists. (Read "Mumbai's Terror Is Over, but Panic Persists.")

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in all honesty, fuck all these radical muslim assholes. i mean, fuck religion in general but damn, you think bombing abortion clinics is bad...there's reports of every hostage being tortured beyond recognition..i know, as every chomsky loyalist knows, that the u.s. is constantly involved in shady, shitty shit. but i still think that the world is faaarr better off with the u.s. as the superpower vs. a bunch of coked out muslim extremists (joking). it's a meager comparison given the context (we have all the power, they don't) but it's just how i feel. bush's wannabe born-again outlook tainted the world view of a secular america. i hope with obama the u.s. can start with a clean slate and put hypocrites like bin Laden out of a job...

woah. really.

everyone knows rush limbaugh is a oxy-contin addict/closet gay but even this made me perk up. limbaugh is the most syndicated talk show ever. you can find him at at least 3 spots on the am dial anywhere in the country..man oh man...

Dennis is full of shit

go put a shirt on...or a tank top.

T Pain - Karaoke

This video is dedicated to the new kanye album.
Also, the intro might rival the legendary intro of Steve Perry.
And, If anyone wants to know what I look like when I DJ, the dude in the video is a dead replica.

Jihae

Pitchfork has a lot of artsy BS, but this video was quite intriguing. The band is from New York.

Forget It Roman, It's Chinatown

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- Attorneys for Oscar-winning film director Roman Polanski are asking a California court to dismiss a 30-year-old sex offense case against him, claiming prosecutorial and judicial misconduct.

Polanski's defense team offers what it calls "extraordinary new evidence" of "repeated, unlawful, and unethical misconduct" by the Los Angeles District Attorney's Office and the judge in Polanski's case based on details that surfaced this year in an HBO documentary.
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Why even try Roman? Your reputation in the United States will stay the same, and being stuck in France can't be that bad. However, if you're trying this because you want to make another film in the States....that's a different story.

that tip juust got me: a tribute to tom o'dell.

i edited this solely for paul l and jimmy..i feel we're the only ones still laughing at this joke...anywho, maybe this sonnabitch will go viral and get a million hits..i plug PI at end too...

Swayze says he's winning fight against cancer!!!!!

NEW YORK - Patrick Swayze is angry about tabloid reports that say he doesn't have long to live.

The actor, who was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer earlier this year, issued a statement Tuesday affirming that so far he is winning his fight against the disease and responding well to treatment.

Says Swayze: "They're reporting that I'm on my last legs and saying goodbye to my tearful family! ... It's upsetting that the shoddy and reckless reporting from these publications cast a negative shadow on the positive and good fight I'm fighting."

Swayze, who stars in the upcoming A&E series " The Beast ," says such coverage is tantamount to "emotional cruelty," and angers him "when hope is so precious."

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i think we'll all sleep a little sounder tonight...



"right boot."

Finally!! I Can Stop Listening To Jazz!

Fuck McDonald's, I hope this whole anti-intellectual, Sarah Palin, real America pitch backfires on them.

Paul Metzger: A Short Banjo Improvistaion