smokestack willy in 25 years...

CA man allegedly paid teens to spit in his face

"THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. – A 39-year-old Southern California man has been arrested for misdemeanor child annoyance after allegedly paying a teenager $31 to spit in his face. The Ventura County Sheriff's Department says Charles Hersel was arrested Wednesday in a sting operation at a mall in Thousand Oaks. He's free from jail pending a court hearing.

A sheriff's statement says Westlake High School students claimed Hersel paid them to yell profanities, spit and slap him in the face. Several also claimed he offered them cash to urinate and defecate on him.

A motive wasn't clear.

Authorities say Hersel contacted some teens through the MySpace social networking site."

care package recieved from smokestack willy!

it is with great joy, fellow bloggers, that i report smokestack willy as alive and well. us PI's around the puddle received a special care package today complete with ancient willy artifacts and jam enablers (condom, orange pantyhose, etc.). our morale has improved drastically since the arrival of the package and we are about to take tahoe by storm with our jammers plowing the way. if you would like a fuller description of willy's condition, see the picture of the attached letter.


look closely, willy blessed us with his jammer's past:

solar jerk

you make the call!

warf the klingon?



or condi?



big ups to my bro up on that smokestack for pointing this out. keep jammin.