the top 100 pieces of shit on the floor of a disney land theme park.

pitchfork released their top 100 singles of 2009. although i have many a disagreement, this was my numero uno:



although the band's name, japandroids, sounds shitty, this song is not shitty. in fact tis' far from said adjective.

japanther and the japandroids may be forced into a duel to determine who should rightfully hold band root "japan" but at least their band name doesn't begin with "wolf". (that was so 2008)

but i do like wolf parade...

doom - "gazillion ear" (thom yorke remix)

here's what pitchfork thought:

"Too often is the Villian the victim of his own ambitions, crafting beatscapes so bugged out that the acrobatic arc of his rhymes are often rendered too labyrinthine, reducing his best moments to Twitter-length one-liners. Here it feels like DOOM is trying to outrun Yorke, sandbagging his own flood of clever non-sequiters as those mechanized pulses encroach nearer. Sounding like the schizo street corner preacher he so often resembles, DOOM reminds us that "One monkey don't stop the slaughter." If blame must be laid, Yorke's certainly guilty."

honestly..this reviewer needs to create something of his own..the song still got a 7 out of 10..

in my opinion, this song feels good..and if it feels good, do it. then do it again..

what is wrong with a "twitter-length one liner" like this:

"in any event it's fake like wrestlin', get 'em like jake the snake on mescalin..."

on a side note, mf doom has officially changed his name to "DOOM".