dui checkpoints are craze yo.

i love this silent hero because he's right. how is a random dui checkpoint different than a cop stopping you on a razor scooter and asking if you've snorted meth lately?

even though statistics show that razor scootering and crystal meth use are at an all time high, it's still against our freedom lovin', ricky santorum rights...

the real issue with this strategy is that any true drunkard could never keep his mouth shut for that long. a true boozebag would start yammering about how he had "like two beers" and then immediately get angry and lippy followed by prompt macing.

ah well, at least there's hope yet..

coked out of his fucking mind!

not to mention he had recently killed his friend "razzle" via vehicular manslaughter...

fuck yeah plymouth wooohhhhh!! yeah brah!

plymouth state university made playboy's annual top ten party schools for the second time in its illustrious career.

"It’s been more than 20 years since PSU made our list, but this New Hampshire institution of higher learning is back. Four things students dig are skiing, skiing, studying and smoking pot on the lake. Welcome back to the party."

link!

this gave me an excuse to post me and willy's politics and art project circa spring 2008:

drunks.

NM man set on fire after losing drinking bet

"LAS CRUCES, N.M. - A 47-year-old man's friends set his prosthetic leg on fire after he lost a drinking bet, causing him to suffer severe burns to his buttocks and lower back. Dona Ana County sheriff's deputies found the man naked on the side of U.S. Route 70 with his prosthetic leg in flames. Deputies learned that the man and his friends were drinking Monday and bet that whoever drank the least would be set on fire."

these drunks could give any fat frat kid in sandals a run for their money..

start drinkin' boys...

Calif court: breath test accuracy can vary

SAN FRANCISCO – The California Supreme Court has acknowledged that Breathalyzer results mean different things for different drivers.

The unanimous high-court decision issued Thursday means suspected drunken drivers can attack the accuracy of roadside breath test results in some cases.

Studies have shown the breath-to-blood ratio varies widely among different people and even in the same person depending on such factors as health, menstrual cycle and even the weather.

The one-size-fits-all tests determine the amount of alcohol in the breath and then, using a scientific formula, converts that figure into an estimation of alcohol in the blood.

Lawyers say juries in several other states already are allowed to consider the test's variability.

Drive-by shooting mystifies Rye homeowner

RYE, new hampshire:

"Several days after someone shot at his million-dollar home in Rye, Peter Clark is at a loss for why someone would do such a thing and says he can't think of anyone he considers to be an enemy.

Clark said the shooting, which happened Friday afternoon, has not only left his family feeling nervous but also has consumed his entire neighborhood with fear. Police found bullet holes on both the first- and second-floor levels of the three-story home and bullet casings strewn all over the front lawn. Between 25 and 30 bullet holes were labeled on the exterior.

Clark said he's owned the home with his wife, Jennifer, for the past decade, but explained it's been in his family for 80 years."

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sounds like the work of a drunk to me. someone who was forever embittered by those beautiful homes and waited for the right mix of whiskey and jobless-ness to force his hand below his seat, grab his pistol and fire recklessely...

it's as american as quasi-illegal fireworks...