"Every Beverage Needs a Buddy"
Jayson, our next door neighbor at Fleet is making a driven push for millions selling the Drink N' Buddy (TM), a beer koozie pocketed polo shirt. The idea seems brilliant, however the operational practicality of the design remains to be seen as their is a high risk for spillage, shaking, and subsequent loss of carbonation. The website is worth checking out, Drinknbuddy.com, if only for the hilarious flash animation of a bottled beer falling from the sky into a illustrated Drink N' Buddy (TM) shirt.
If you're not sure whether or not this is a joke, tune in to WHEB radio because Jayson is making a Drink N' Buddy (TM) promotional appearance posing as Billy Mays (R.I.P.). And if you're still not sure, make sure to attend the Fleet St. driveway party where a yet to be determined sum of money will earn you a Drink N' Buddy shirt and a bottomless cup of beer. This is the real deal.
