"its me.......mario"

one of the greatest movie trailers (bumpers?) ive seen ever. "you're a plumber.. you're not some kind of.. hero."

once again brought to my attention by the amazing internets super troller gorf life who sure knows a thing or two about checking his dads sites.

Spoils: Extraordinary Harvest

UNH homie Alex Mallis is asking for post-production funding donations for a documentary about dumpster diving he's submitting to film festivals. If you got any spare cash and want to hook Mallis up on his way up in the film business, donate here. If you don't have any money to donate, you should probably watch the documenary when it comes out, because you might learn something about a good resource of free food.

love the spring

the trees are already budding down and here in virginia and the IceCoast KillsShit boys from New York have dropped a sick spring edit. watching this makes me pretty bummed i didnt get out at all this winter but also happily reminds me old man winter is likely gone for another 7 or 8 months. even though ive mostly been in santa cruz where seasons only lightly make their presence known, ive been back east enough to know how much of a downer winter can be. i really enjoy this time of year when everything turns green in a flash and life and activity returns to the outside world.

bonaroo buzz?

first off, whoever owns the copyrights to the california raisins franchise should fucking sue because those coffee beans are wearing sunglasses and having too much fun.

second, this is lame. bonaroo sucks and at one point ben and jerry's didn't suck but now maybe they suck.

third, galatic officially sucks.

no mo' bacon.

sometimes my friend mr. internet just knows when i've had a long day..

sometimes it's hard to argue with nietzsche's anti-christ...

drink and drive.

god bless boozebags.

makes me ponder on this little diddy:



perhaps loving this song at 12 turned me into the drunk i am today..

to keep the odd future going...

this is my personal fav from the odd future crew.

FREE EARL!

more odd future..

i like when hip hop scares white teenager's parents..

silly caucasians...

cancelled.

fox news announced today that beck's show will be ending within the year. his bitch ass will be lucky to last the next three months. for all of fox news' hangups at least somebody realized beck is nothing but a former wannabe radio shock-jock turned creepy mormon...

here he is on the road to saving america working for station Y95:

prom season is a comin'...

trolls 2, step aside.

i present Herencia Diabolica, a film about a loveable doll that comes to life in the form of a murderous clown. thanks youtube.

vandalized movie posters...

we all saw it coming..

vice blew it... signed a deal in the "high eight figures"...

“Well, I’m in bed right now. So I’m taking the day off, is how I’m celebrating,” Shane Smith drawled into the telephone Tuesday, soon after it was announced that his Vice Media had formed an investment partnership with former Viacom CEO Tom Freston; Joe Ravitch, and Jeff Sine of media merchant bank The Raine Group; and advertising behemoth WPP’s Sir Martin Sorrell.

Oh, and Vice also has new representation: Hollywood superagent Ari Emanuel of William Morris Endeavor Entertainment."

whole article here!

tyler the creator.

shit is dope. rare to be hype on some new beats these days..

good to see non-necro satanism in hip hop.

drunk in the daytime.

drinking bud ice 40s on my day off blaring this through headphones.

cut copy.

not only do i enjoy this song regardless of the flack i may take but this video is seriously epic.

flaming lips/neon indian.

my favorite track off their quick EP.

the h is o.

the heat is on.

smokestack back on the west coast?

Fake massage parlor inspector pleads not guilty

"NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. – A former police officer has pleaded not guilty to showing up at a Southern California massage parlor wearing a badge and a gun and demanding a free rubdown and cash for his "inspection" of the business.

Edward Justin LaPorte — who is accused of posing as an inspector — got a 30-minute backrub, police say. He then is accused of requesting a frontal massage and $200.

The manager of the Golden Spa was suspicious about the supposed quality-control check and called Lake Forest licensing offices.

LaPorte, 47, left when a real inspector arrived and started asking questions, police say. LaPorte then allegedly fled and was tracked down by his license plate number."